I never should have left the Island!!!

See that? That right there? I just quoted Hurley from Lost. I think that means you have to forgive me for not updating this in a bajillion years.

…ok, fine, I’ve still never seen an episode of Lost. I used the internet. Goddammit stop judging me you smug bastards!

So update time: I spent a month in the Vag, hanging out with the family.  On top of that I’ve been writing way too goddamn much (not blog posts though obviously).

Well, this is a boring post. I’m going to go write a new one about swine flu.